J2. SOME MORE JOKES

6. TEACHER: UTSAV, why do you always get so dirty?
UTSAV: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
7. TEACHER: NEHA, give me a sentence starting with "I."
NEHA: I is...
TEACHER: No, NEHA..... Always say, "I am."
NEHA All right... "I am... the ninth letter of the alphabet."
8. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, RADHIKA, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
RADHIKA: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
9. TEACHER: Now, KARAN, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
KARA N: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
10. TEACHER: RADHIKA, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy it?
RADHIKA: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
11. TEACHER: PALLAVI, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PALLAVI: A teacher.
12. Teacher Neha, I often forget my things somewhere, what is the easiest way to get them?
Neha: Madam try to go 'for' and get them.
13. Teacher: Utsav, I spilled varnish on the floor, will you please help clean.
Utsav: Sure madam, let us just remove 'r' and make it 'vanish'
14. Teacher Radhika, what is the easiest way to reduce '9' to '6'?
Radhika Madam did you try reversing the paper on which '9' is written!
15. Karan suddenly got up from his seat and put a question to the Teacher - can you please tell which is the longest word in the English dictionary? The teacher was taken aback and was struggling to give an answer. Pallavi came to her rescue and said teacher it is 'SMILES' because the distance between the first letter and the last letter is a 'mile'.