Wednesday, April 4, 2007

OL2. SOME MORE INTERESTING ONE LINERS

Not failure but low aim is a crime!
Problems are opportunities in work-clothes!
Men with clenched fists cannot shake hands!
Progress, like memories, is a path without end!
Misery loves company but cannot bear competition?
Patience is an ornament to men, modesty to a woman!
People who lose their heads easily never miss them!
Never give up and good luck will definitely find you!
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Relationship is the mirror in which you discover yourself?
Memory comes in three varieties - Good, Bad and convenient!
Opportunity may only knock once, but watch out for opportunists!
Quantity is what you can count, quality is what you can count on!
Nature has good intentions but is prevented from carrying them out.
No person has a good enough memory to be a successful liar forever?
Nothing is more responsible for the good-old days than a bad memory!
Money is half the root of all evils; the other half is not having any?
Purity is like virginity; it has to be violated if life is to survive?
One good way to control your temper is to weigh less than the other fellow?
Reading makes a full man - meditation a profound man - a discourse a clear man!
Moral indignation is in most cases 2% moral, 48% indignation and 50% pure envy?
One thorn of experience is worth a whole lot more than a wilderness of warnings!

No comments: