Thursday, May 17, 2007

J2. SOME MORE JOKES

Arpit and his friends of both sexes were invited for a special programme. One restriction was, however, placed. None of the boys were to bring in their girl friends. This is what transpired at the meeting.
Arpit introducing his friend Mohan said he is very sad these days. He does not know when his Doctor girlfriend will be free from Malaria, Pneumonia, typhoid, and what not.
Ankit introducing his friend Krishna, who was not very attractive looking but was an archaeologist remarked he will be hard put to select a girl for marriage as all girls will be after him knowing very well that the older she gets the more interested he will become in her.
Sneha introducing Ankit, on his way to become an architect, said any girl who marries him will have an enviable house. Urmil interrupted her saying that what guarantee it will be a good 'Home'.
Urmil introducing Arpit, studying in NID, said the girls should be careful in wooing him as it may be difficult to understand his 'Designs'.
Mohan introducing Urmil, proprietor of a Beauty Saloon, warned that she should never invite her boyfriend in the shop lest he falls for one of the customers.
Krishna introducing Sneha, a well-known dancer, was unduly worried if her boyfriend would have to always dance to her tunes?

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