Thursday, May 31, 2007

DD21. DEFT DEFINITIONS

NAME Face by which one is known.
NATURE Visible garment of God.
NECK Measuring jar for the troubles one is facing.
NECESSITY a) Need I say anything.
b) Mother of invention.
NEEDLE One whose life is always hanging by a thread.
NEIGHBOUR One who used to drop in for a call and now calls in for a drop.
NUEROTIC a) A person who has discovered the secret of perpet-ual emotion.
b) A man who builds castles in the air.
NEWS The first rough draft of history.
NEWSPAPERS a) World's mirror.
b) Circulating library with high B. P.
NIGHTMARES Direct result of injudicious feasting.
NOBILITY Like small-pox it leaves its marks even if a man gets over it.
NOISY-PARTY A celebration at your neighbour's place in which you are not taking part.
NOVELTY Grand parent of pleasure.
NON-VIOLENCE Supreme virtue of the brave.
NURSE A person who wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.
OBEDIENCE Mother of success wedded to safety.
OBITUARY Acompacted version of a personal destiny and his small role in the larger game of life.
OBSTINATE Not one who holds opinions but one who is held by them.
OCCUPATION Scythe of time.
OPINIONS Heirs of our habits and mental customs.
OPTICIAN A man whose business is seeing better.
OPTIMISM Realisation that one window closing could also mean another will open.
OPTIMIST A man who is as often wrong as the pessimist but has lot more fun.
ORATORY The power of talking people away from their sober and natural opinions.
ORIGINALITY A pair of fresh eyes.
OVERWEIGHT A person who is generally beyond his seams.

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