Thursday, May 10, 2007

A8. BUSINESS MAGNATES AND ENTERPRENEURS MEET

A week before the dawn of the New Year at Agra, a representative gathering of Tradesmen and Professionals from different walks of life discussed the state of their business enterprises. Extracts from their discussions collected by our reporter are given below:
It is just going down wailed the Miner.
Mine is just flowering beamed the Florist.
I am still hammering out a solution to my difficulties mumbled the Blacksmith.
Things are opening up said the locksmith.
Ours is child's play declared the Toy-maker.
My business is dyeing said the Dyer.
Mine is all dusty murmured the Vacuum-cleaner representative.
Mine need relocating was the point made out by Real Estate dealer.
Ours is just building up commented the Real Estate builder.
The honest Share-broker was not ready to comment anything, when pressed said 'it is all profit' whichever way you people meddle.
Mine is very risky bemoaned the Insurance Agent.
My profits are in tune sang the Musical-instruments shop-owner.
It is all a gamble said the Casino-owner grinning all the way.
I am well covered, trust me in my business responded the Banker.
Litigation continue to pile up was the candid comment of the Lawyers representative.
Mine is a trying experience wisely put in the Jurist.
Our results are beyond my expectations exclaimed the Principal of a Government school.
Mine is looking better said the Beautician.
I am being frequently bowled out cried the Cricketer.
I seldom achieve my goal said the Football-player.
I wish I could successfully avoid all the traps set for me said the Chess-player.
Mine is glamorous demonstrated the Actress.
Mine is balancing confidently said the Trapeze Artist.
The performance is getting more and more trickier grumbled the magician.
I am still struggling to make it to the top said the Wrestler.
I am holding my own was all the Weight lifter was prepared to say.
Could I only swim out of my troubles, I would be a success said the long-distance Swimmer.
Mine is alarming simply put in the Clock-repairer.
Mine is stationary muttered the Paper Merchant.
Mine is just clicking rued the Photographer.
Mine is simply burning out said the Fireman bravely.
Mine is all 'washed out' was the bitter reply from the Laundry-man.
Mine is in 'flames' warned the Welder good humourously.
Mine is building up said the Mason joyfully.
I am being laughed at all the time barked the Joker.
People still have full faith in my predictions was the exuberant comment of the local Astrologer.
My business is picking up smilingly declared the Taxi-driver.
Mine requires spoon-feeding gratefully acknowledged the Hotelier.
The dough is rolling in the Baker was all smiles saying it.
Students flock to my classes learning and enjoying my savoury dishes claimed the Tasty-Bite proprietor.
Mine is soaring promptly responded the pilot of a private plane.
My business is looking up said the Astronomer quietly.
Mine is only show business grinned the Film producer.
Mine is going up in smoke complained the Cigarette manufacturer.
Mine is 'all write' chuckled the Author.
I wish I could 'solve all my problems' was all the Scientist was prepared to say.
Mine is just sew-sew (so-so) remarked the Tailor.
Mine is 'growing' boasted the Farmer.
It is all fault finding grumbled the Electrician.
My business is cooling down in spite of things getting hot elsewhere mumbled the Fridge salesman.
Mine is extremely noisy said the Fireworks chap.
Mine is fishy was the pungent comment of the Fisherman.
Mine is healthy retorted the Fruit merchant.
Mine is drugging(dragging) deplored the Chemist.
Mine is improving was the confident assertion of the Physician.
Mine is 'looking better' clearly pointed the Optician.
I started from scratch ruefully said the Dermatologist.
Mine is in plaster said the Orthopaedician.
It requires a lot of mental balancing pitched in the Mental Hospital warden.
Mine is roaring loudly said the Auto-mechanic.
Mine is still very colourful pointed out the Painter.
Mine is going down the drain said the Sweeper.
Mine is just shining was the assertion by Shoe-shine-boy.
Mine is picking up joyously said the Rag picker.
People are getting very stingy bemoaned the Beggars leader.
Mine is crumbling said the 'Demolishing squad leader'.
We are still trying to tame the unruly traffic said the Traffic Inspector.

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