A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
News reader, T.V. (Delhi) - Weather report
There is a western disturbance which can become eastern at any time. Hence there will be thunder showers in North and North west. Weather wil remain dry in othe places provided it is not raining there.
Lawyer to client convicted of murder
This is my first case, if I can get you acquitted, you will be free to commit more crimes. In case we lose, you will be hanged and that will bring the story to an end.
Gynaecologist to a pregnant lady:
Your due date falls on 15th May, but we cannot deliver you before July 15th as the labour ward is booked till then.
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