T 14. WOMEN

This is what Late Raja Ram Mohan Roy had rightly said decades earlier:
Women are, in general, inferior to men in bodily strength and energy. Consequently the male part of the community, taking advantage of their corporal 'weakness', have denied them those excellent merits that they are entitled to by nature, and afterwards they are apt to say that women are naturally incapable of acquiring those merits.
When did you provide them a fair opportunity of exhibiting their natural capabilities? If, after instruction in knowledge and wisdom, a person cannot comprehend or retain what has been taught, we may consider him as deficient; but as you keep women generally void of education and acquirements, you cannot, therefore, in justice, pronounce on their infirmity.
How right he was is amply proved by what women are achieving now!!!!!

T13. SILENCE

Going into SILENCE enables you to manage your thoughts better. You will find there is no need to worry. Most of the answers you are looking for will come to you without too much effort on your part.

T12. YOU MAY DISAGREE IF YOU LIKE!

Though man has language as a patent means of expression and he has the intellect also to argue his case and to convince others, yet man ultimately uses the ways of the animal who do not have language and reason to as their means to seek justice. So the lesson I learn from history is that man does not learn LESSONS FROM HISTORY.

SOME MORE JOKES

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

News reader, T.V. (Delhi) - Weather report

There is a western disturbance which can become eastern at any time. Hence there will be thunder showers in North and North west. Weather wil remain dry in othe places provided it is not raining there.

Lawyer to client convicted of murder

This is my first case, if I can get you acquitted, you will be free to commit more crimes. In case we lose, you will be hanged and that will bring the story to an end.

Gynaecologist to a pregnant lady:

Your due date falls on 15th May, but we cannot deliver you before July 15th as the labour ward is booked till then.

P16. INTROSPECTION

One day in the rainy days,
A woman came to my humble abode,
In the lovely guise, of a beautiful bride.
To give my home an exotic fragrance;
To give my dreams - a little bit of sweetness.
Suddenly a wild wave broke over my shoulder,
And drowned all my words in my heart.
She stood steadily beneath the roof,
Slowly turned, glanced at my face,
Shyly and with faltering steps,
Came near and sat by my side;
Taking her hands in mine I said: -
You do not know me nor do I know you,
I wonder what it could mean -
What the future has in store for us?
She said 'lets try our best to build bridges
And overcome all hurdles that come in the way'.
Between two beings - each to the other unknown,
Thus started a journey on the family path!
Some smiles, some pains, some joys, some sorrows!
Through them we strived with our limited means,
Aided by the guidance of the time and our elders,
To chart a course on the journey of our lives,
And with diligence tried to build up a GOOD FAMILY.
Yes we have been strict, yes we have often admonished,
But in our hearts we had always LOVED and CARED.
We are really proud of your achievements,
And more so we are proud of our grandchildren.
And on this the GOLDEN JUBILEE CELEBRATIONS,
When all of us have gathered together,
We would like you to be the Jury,
And give us your collective judgment!!!!!
The memories of the times we've shared,
Together with the fun and laughter enjoyed,
Get revived often and today add a magical flavour.
We both sincerely wish all the Happiness,
Which your families so richly deserve,
In the days to come and remember,
Our good wishes come with,
A deep sense of GRATITUDE,
MINGLED WITH UNWAVERING LOVE.

P15. THE LAW OF SUCCESS

If you think you are beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you will not;
If you want to win but you think you cant,
It is almost certain you won't.

If you think you'll lose, you've lost,
For out in the World we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will.
It is all in the state of the mind.

If you think you are outclassed, you are;
You've got be sure of yourself before,
You can ever win a prize.
Will power and hard work both are a must.

Life's battles don't always go,
To the stronger or the faster person.
Sooner or later, the person who wins,
Is the person who thinks he/she can.

P14. SMILE

Smiling is infectious; you catch it like a flu.
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin.
When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile: then I realized its worth!
A single smile just like mine could travel round the earth.
So if you see a smile begin, don't simply abort it, or leave it undetected.
Let's start an epidemic deliberately, and get the world infected!
Keep the smile going by, sending this on to a friend.
Everyone needs a smile.
And believe me you will never be considered,
As fully dressed up, unless you are wearing a SMILE.